26 Amazing Excuses To Leave Work Early

26 Amazing Excuses To Leave Work Early

28 July 2017

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It's the summer, your social life is in full swing, the weather might be nice.

These are 26 brilliant excuses to leave work early to give you boss. They will believe you every time!

(Remember and bookmark this blog for future use). 

  • My kids are locked outside. 
  • My kids are locked inside. 
  • My kids are stuck in the door. 

  • My daughter is graduating from high school and I'd like to go to the ceremony. 
  • My daughter is receiving a Nobel Prize and I'd like to go to the ceremony.  (Do not use within one month of #4). 
  • My dog has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today. 
  • My cat has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today. 
  • My kid has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today. 

  • The couch I ordered umpteen weeks ago has arrived and this was the only time they could deliver it. 
  • The refrigerator I ordered umpteen weeks ago has arrived and this was the only time they could deliver it. 
  • The baby we arranged for nine months ago is arriving, and I think this is the time it's being delivered. (Note: This is an excuse that can't be used by just anybody.  But if it's close to accurate, it's extremely effective.) 

  • I have to go to the airport to pick up my mother. 
  • I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister. 
  • I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister's mother. 
  • I have to take my mother to the doctor. 
  • I have to take my minister to the doctor. 
  • I have to take my doctor to my minister. 

  • I need to give blood. 
  • I need to give evidence. 
  • I need to give up. 
  • I'm going to my best friend's engagement party. 
  • I'm going to my best friend's wedding. 
  • I'm going to my best friend's divorce. 

  • A friend of mine is dying and I have to go to the hospital. 
  • A friend of mine has died and I have to go to the funeral parlour. 
  • A friend of mine is being reincarnated and I have to go to the zoo. 

 

Written By Billy McDiarmid

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